Look, I’m pissed off at you for constantly pinching my soft drink, every day you just help yourself, I getting fed up with it. I think I’ll teach you a lesson. Let me see… I know, I’ll just slip some neat anti-freeze into my new bottle of soft drink and leave it to one side and see if you drink that, I expect you’ll spit it straight out!!!
No!! You drank the whole lot? Are you stupid or what!! You’re in terrible pain; you’ve been rushed to ER and now you can’t see? You can’t hear!! Hey, I’m sorry mate, but you did keep taking take my soft drink.
What’s that you say judge? I’ve got to go to jail!!! Hey! That 15 months of my life you just took away!! Hey! Hey!! What are you saying!!!! The other guy; oh! I think he’ll be blind and deaf for the rest of his life… But hey! Judge, 15 months, you got to be kidding! Hey! Hey!… Okay I’ll probably be out in six months anyway. Okay, I suppose…
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