I was sorting out a very old box of junk (hunter / gatherers collectable’s as I like to call it!) over the weekend and came across this ‘news cutting’ that I think I have had for over 30 years!
I have seem some variations of this on the Internet previously, but I have always liked the one I have. I cannot remember where I obtained it, but from its faded appearance, it was certainly on very old paper. For those of you who wonder about some of the terms, the Internet of course now provides a beautiful reference to some of the old terms. Enjoy!
1µFd Reward
for
Hoppalong Capacity
of
The Delta Star Network –
who escaped from primary cell armed with a carbon rod and sal ammoniac.
Characteristics – Tall long phase with Leydon Jar complexion, cats whiskers moustache, crystal blue eyes, and an air gap between his teeth.
Wanted for – The induction of an 18 yr old coil and stealing of her joules. He will be charged with a salt and battery. He was last seen riding over Wheatstone’s Bridge on a megacycle, heading for his ohm town. EMF’s in search coils have been ferrite-ing for him in neighbouring fields.
Capacity is dangerous and will offer a high resistance to arrest.
Signed
Die Electric – (Sheriff)
Eddy Current – (Chief Copper Loss)
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